And The Winner is....Things to Ponder n 2007
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Things to Ponder in 2007
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection,
make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the
Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER IN 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to
where thousands of Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
And the bonus thought.....
Consider what Willie Nelson said regarding being caught recently with a bag
of Marijuana: "It's a good thing I had a bag of Marijuana instead of a bag
of spinach. I'd be dead by now."
Things to Ponder in 2007
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection,
make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the
Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER IN 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to
where thousands of Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
And the bonus thought.....
Consider what Willie Nelson said regarding being caught recently with a bag
of Marijuana: "It's a good thing I had a bag of Marijuana instead of a bag
of spinach. I'd be dead by now."
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