Posts

Showing posts with the label Houston

Astronaut Jokes

I was ging to make jokes about the psycho-astronaut again, but Steve Rose at the Atlanta-Journal Constitution beat me to it. Check out his comments here. http://www.ajc.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/ajc/cop/entries/2007/02/07/a_policemans_gu.html :-)

Astronaut Jokes

I was ging to make jokes about the psycho-astronaut again, but Steve Rose at the Atlanta-Journal Constitution beat me to it. Check out his comments here. http://www.ajc.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/ajc/cop/entries/2007/02/07/a_policemans_gu.html :-)

A Woman Scorned

Love can make you crazy. Take the case of the woman astronaut who found out that the man she was cheating on her husband with, was cheating on her with a woman she didn't know. She put on some diapers so she wouldn't have to stop to pee, then drove from Houston to Florida (look at a map, that's a long one) to talk some sense into the other woman. She ended up pepper spraying the woman because she couldn't get to her otherwise. Now that's crazy. His picture was in New York Times. He looke a-ight, but he didn't look like he was worth doing time for. What would have happened had she followed the clues? There had to have been some. There had to have been a time when he wasn't available when he was before. When he dumped her right before valentine's day. When she couldn't call him at home. If she had followed the clues and then talked to her (extra) man, then she wouldn't be trying to find someone to post 15k bond today, nor would she have ende...

Mosquito Madness

Can't sleep. Can you believe I had an uneventful weekend and 4th of July? This is the first year I did absolutely nothing. Well, I did sign books at the Essence Music Festival in Houston, but I went in, signed the books and came back home. No, they don't give you free concert tix or anything like it when you do that. I did get to meet a few folks from Austin, some people even recognized me from TV. That's a big deal for me because authors don't get recognized. Its not like begin a TV star. It's been a long time since I signed books like that. We stood in front of the table and basically accosted passers-by with our bookmarks and postcards. I used to do that type of thing all the time when I was self published. I would even use my then three year old daughter as a shill. Folks would stop to remark on how cute she would and then she would do the accosting, slipping them some material and blinking her eyelashes. "My mommy is an author, would you b...