How to smuggle a cat across country I know I'm crazy, but I felt like I was being called to drive to San Diego from San Antonio, instead of flying. I wanted to put my car on the road and take any last minute things. One problem, what to do with my cat? I prepared him for the trip by training him to walk on a leash with a harness. Well, almost. I put the harness on him, and attached a leash and let him run around like that for a few days. First, he laid down flat and wouldn't move at all while the thing was attached. Then he houdinied it and escaped. Probably buried the thing in the Texas outback. I started again and bought a better, escape proof one. After about the fourth day, I tried to actually lead Kitty with the thing. He promptly walked on only his front paws and dragged his hind parts behind him, all the time sporting a kitty smirk. Finally, time to go. I scooped up the unsuspecting Tik-Tak (backwards Kit-Kat), and attempted to stuff him inside. He spread ...